Now You Know

No, by the grace of God, you will NOT plead ignorance. You will NOT testify that you never knew any better because no one ever taught you anything better. You will not plead that you were never told.

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Lefty "Celebrities" Break Their Silence Over at Cranky Neocon's

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! The deafening silence of the left regarding the brutal murder of Dutch film maker Theo Van Gogh has at last been broken. Gordon over on his blog Cranky Neocon has the scoop in his post titled "Theo Van Gogh Murder - Peace Lovers React!"

Yes, ever vigilant, the Cranky Neocon has finally ferreted out the reactions from the hitherto mute (about this issue) liberal poster children. He exposes the intellectual insights of such great liberal minds as Janeane Garofalo, Paris Hilton, Tim Robbins, and Ted Rall. He even gets the official stand of the National Organization of Women about this issue. (Because, of course, NOW is so very concerned about the mistreatment of Muslim women.)

Head on over and read it. Oh, and here's your official spew alert warning: Don't be drinking anything when you read it.

Just one thing -- he left out Michael Moore's reaction, which I will now happily provide:

When questioned about the vicious bestial slaughter of Dutch film maker Theo Van Gogh, Michael Moore replied, "Hurray for the freedom fighter! Hurray for the oppressed Muslim who fought for his freedom by murdering a documentary film maker. Islam should rise up and kill all propaganda producing documentary film makers! What's that? What do you mean aren't I afraid? Afraid of what? Surely no one would confuse the crap I put out with being a documentary film! Sheez!
Now if you'll excuse me, it's getting late. It's December already and way past my hibernation time. But first, pass me the Fritos and guacamole. They're not just for breakfast anymore."

That's right folks. You heard it hear first. You've been told and NOW YOU KNOW.

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