WWCS? (What Would Chirac Say)?

The inimitable Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom righteously rakes that retarded rodent Chirac over the coals. Jeff's French is amazingly good, in spite of some flaws, and it's better than that of most students who are undergraduate French majors, better even than that of some graduate students.

This is the funniest take on Jacques Chirac that I have ever read and it even beats Scrappleface. C'est un vrai tour de force. Allez le lire, vite! Dépêchez-vous!

[Warning: No eating or drinking while reading it, unless you just like covering your monitor and keyboard with things spewed from your mouth.]

You've been told and NOW YOU KNOW.

Update: Jeff says he Googled the French. If he really did, talk about a lot of work on his part, all for your amusement! Have you voted for your favorite bloggers today?