An tInneal Mallachtaí -- The Irish Curse Engine

Lol! This is too fun and too funny not to share with you. Create your own Irish curse using this Irish Curse generator on the internet. You get to pick the elements that will go into the curse.

Random example:

English: May the hounds of hell gnaw at your worthless butt.
Irish: Go gcreime cúnna ifrinn do thóin bheagmhaitheasach.
Phonetic: guh GREH-muh KOO-nuh IHF-rin duh HOH-ihn VYUG-wah-huh-suhkh.

You've been told and NOW YOU KNOW.