Happy Birthday, Jeff Goldstein!

Happy Birthday greetings go out to Jeff Goldstein of the inimitable Protein Wisdom blog. I'll behave myself and not regale you all with strains of me singing "This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquarius!"

By the way, regarding the gift of a borderline retard that Jeff received, is that supposed to be a one-size-fits-all present? Because I've heard that kind of gift usually needs to be cut down to size. You know, a sort of "gift circumcision," so to speak.

If there are any skilled gift tailors out there, start here:

tas@loadedmouth.com

Right now, that gift's pattern is more like a Michael Moore moo-moo. Cut it down to size, won't you?

You've been told and NOW YOU KNOW.