Gotta Go Right Now? Knot!

Geez, ya think this guy could have just asked his doctor for Detrol LA or sumpthin'.

Pay attention because this is important: Do NOT tie it in a knot, do NOT tie it in a bow. In fact, just don't tie it at all, m'kay?

(h/t Drink This . . . )

You've been told and NOW YOU KNOW.