Parkay Margarine -- the flavor says "BUTTER!"
Tim Blair has this post on his blog about Quebec banning yellow margarine because its dairy industry doesn't want margarine to be equated with butter and thus cut into Quebec's dairy industry's profits.
For Pete's sake! No wonder people laughed on one occasion years ago when I referred to Canada as the USA's "sister country." No, they replied, it's more like our retarded cousin.
(h/t Tim Blair)
You've been told and NOW YOU KNOW.
No, by the grace of God, you will NOT plead ignorance. You will NOT testify that you never knew any better because no one ever taught you anything better. You will not plead that you were never told.
- Name: Frank Villon