Now You Know

No, by the grace of God, you will NOT plead ignorance. You will NOT testify that you never knew any better because no one ever taught you anything better. You will not plead that you were never told.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Attack of the Kitty-Cats, Part II

From Luke Lindley of the blog Sterile Thunder comes this:

Cat Shoots Owner

BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.
Now see? Now won't you believe me? I told you before that cats are the spawn of Satan and that we are facing a global kitty insurgency!

You've been told and NOW YOU KNOW.