Attack of the Kitty-Cats, Part II

From Luke Lindley of the blog Sterile Thunder comes this:

Cat Shoots Owner

BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

Now see? Now won't you believe me? I told you before that cats are the spawn of Satan and that we are facing a global kitty insurgency!

You've been told and NOW YOU KNOW.